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Jokes Of The Week - 06/28/2008
By Bloggaman | June 28, 2008
Irish Chuckler. . .
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at a Las Vegas casino and
bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I
completely nude” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, “Come on, Baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As
the
dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, “Yes, Yes,
I Won, I Won!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other
answered,”I don’t know. . . I thought you were watching!”
Morale of the story:
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men,
are men!
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I also got this video from a colleague this week. I thought it was cool but also thought it wasn’t real. It turns out it was a sales ad
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This isn’t really a joke, but the concert goer’s get the last laugh. I guess a guy in the front row was roughing up a woman during a Tim McGraw concert so Tim yanks him out of the crowd and kicks him out of his show. The guy even comes back wanting a piece of Tim McGraw.
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