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Jokes Of The Week - 05/24/08
By Bloggaman | May 24, 2008
Survivor - Wisconsin
Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Wisconsin is planning to do it’s own, entitled ‘Survivor - Wisconsin Style’. . .
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior, then back down through Hayward, and on to Rice Lake, Balsam Lake, Chetek, and then over to Eau Claire then all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:
Brett Favre is Gay.
Hillary in 2008.
Deer hunting is murder.
Go BEARS!
The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.
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Huge Deck
I got this in email this week. It is from Blue Collar TV. Guys talking about the size of their “decks”.
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13…..13…..13
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,’13….13….13′ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting ‘14….14….14′…
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