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Jokes Of The Week - 05/03/2008
By Bloggaman | May 3, 2008
Surgeons Talking
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside
is numbered.’
The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, ‘No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order.’
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like
construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a
few
parts left over.’
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.’
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Maybe today isn’t the best day to leave the house?
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The homeless are finding new ways to get money from us.
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