Jokes of the Week
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Saturday, June 28th, 2008 Irish Chuckler. . .
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at a Las Vegas casino and
bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I
completely nude” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, “Come on, Baby, Mama needs new [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 06/21/2008
Saturday, June 21st, 2008MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE:
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 06/14/2008
Saturday, June 14th, 2008Ole and Lena
Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said “How bad is it doc? . . . I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancée, [...]
Jokes of the Week - 06/07/08
Saturday, June 7th, 2008I received this in email this week. It is a video from TheOnion.com about Wearable FeedBags. Very funny.
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
Jokes Of The Week - 05/31/08
Saturday, May 31st, 2008The Potato Farmer
An old Jewish man lived alone in the country. He needed to plant
his potato garden but the task was too daunting for the old man
as the ground was hard. His only son, Sol, who used to help him dig, was in federal
prison for Insider Trading and Stock Fraud. The old man wrote a letter
to [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 05/24/08
Saturday, May 24th, 2008Survivor - Wisconsin
Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Wisconsin is planning to do it’s own, entitled ‘Survivor - Wisconsin Style’. . .
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 05/17/08
Saturday, May 17th, 2008US Marine And The Iraqi Terrorist
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 05/10/08
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Since it is Mother’s Day weekend I decided the Jokes of the Week should focus on mothers. With that being said I have one I have been saving just for this occasion. It isn’t so much a joke as it is an idea how mom’s deal with multiple kids. Mom’s will laugh because they know [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 05/03/2008
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008Surgeons Talking
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside
is numbered.’
The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from [...]
Jokes Of The Week - 04/26/2008
Saturday, April 26th, 2008This is your Captain
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, ‘This is your Captain. We’re on ou r final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area’.
He forgets [...]
